We were waiting for it, we were commenting on it even before it came out: the first night of Sanremo. More eagerly awaited than the President’s speech at the end of the year, it finally arrived and all of Italy (or almost) stayed on the couch 2006 World Cup style. Almost. Because that friend who wants to tell you that the festival doesn’t interest him, we all have it and if you don’t have it, it’s because it’s you.
But there is one thing that those who fell asleep at Amadeus’ entrance and those who managed to stay up until the end have in common: criticism. The looks, the songs, the hair… To everything. You can’t not criticise Sanremo! And since ours is a fashion blog, can we refrain from commenting on the outfits?
Here’s what we think of the looks of the big names in the competition!
Clara – Giorgio Armani Privé
Yes, she is the actress from MareFuori.
A bit of a tube of acrylic paint, a bit of toothpaste…. But the final effect is definitely nice!
Rating: 7+
Sangiovanni – Gcds with Tiffany & Co. jewellery
Angelic like few things in the world.
Rating: 8
Fiorella Mannoia – Luisa Spagnoli
Luisa Spagnoli non delude mai, nemmeno negli abiti da sposa… Perché è da sposa, giusto? Ma le sta comunque da Dio!
Vote: 7
La Sad – Philipp Plein with accessories Serena Segala
There is something that… I mean, yes. But… Dunno!
Vote: 4
Ghali – Loewe
Now you see it, now you don’t… It is practically one with the scenography. But we like the Blue Fairy
Vote: 8
Negramaro – Paul & Shark
We like it… But it tastes familiar
Vote: 5
Annalisa – Dolce & Gabbana and Crivelli jewellery
She had the ability to be sensual by uncovering herself but without uncovering herself…. An outfit to imitate this spring!
Vote: 7
Mahmood – Prada and Cartier jewellery
Nice, but the pockets are too few. We would have added more. Besides, if I put my lighter in my pocket, what are the chances of finding it the first time?
Vote: 7
Lazza – Fendi
The bad guy is waiting for you at school. A bit gruff but with you he’s a puppy.
Vote: 5
Diodato – Zegna
Sober, elegant, clean… We like it
Vote: 9
Loredana Bertè – Valentino
Beyond the legs there is more, but in his outfits we only ever see those. AND THAT’S OK
Vote: 7
Geolier – Dsquared2
A starry sky… Or a Bacio Perugina?
Vote: 7+
Alessandra Amoroso – Monot with Damani jewellery
If only her jewellery were Tiffany’s we would have screamed! She looks like Audrey Hepburn in ‘Breakfast at Tiffany’s’.
Vote: 9+
The Kolors – Emporio Armani and Damani jewellery
Do we have any sequins? We would have added just a couple more. But we like this look
Vote: 7
Angelina Mango – Etro
Even if the design is a bit too much, the wasp waist makes everything more harmonious
Vote: 8
Il Volo – Emporio Armani
If Oscar Wilde, Gabriele D’Annunzio and Lord Byron went to dinner in 2024:
Vote: 7
Big Mama – Lorenzo Seghezzi
Someone warn Disney that we have found a new villain: the vibes are all there. And we would definitely watch this film
Vote: 8
Ricchi e Poveri – Vivetta
Somewhere in the Universe there must be a planet on which it is still Christmas. Only we are on Earth but they don’t know it
Vote: 4
Renga e Nek – Maurizio Miri
This is how your uncles will dress at your wedding, only we are in Sanremo
Vote: 5
Emma Marrone – Marc Jacobs
Emma in this dress rocks. Not from Sanremo, but definitely a garment to steal
Vote: 6
Mr Rain – Fendi
Sad, sad, sad…
Vote: 5
Bnkr44 – HG/LF
The Brad is one but the designers five. Too ‘group going to a rave’.
Vote: 3
Gazzelle – Msgm
His look is very ‘junkie going to school’, but we couldn’t expect anything else from the king of Italian Indie. We like
Vote: 7
Dargen D’Amico – Moschino
We took Goldilocks and the three bears to another level
Vote: 5 orsi su 10
Rose Villain – Marni and Damiani jewellery
Straight from the stationery store downstairs, your mother bought you a sheet of stickers after school: you’re happy and you know it
Vote: 6
Fred De Palma – Ssheena and Damiani jewellery
In my day, men used to put their handkerchief in their breast pocket…. Boomer fashion aside, what’s that hanging from his neck and that box on his calves?
Vote: 4
Maninni – Antonio Riva Milano in Damiani jewellery
Nothing to say. It speaks for itself
Vote: 9+
Santi Francesi – Dolce & Gabbana
Part gardener, part dandy, part pirate…. He lacks nothing.
Vote: 8
Alfa – He probably dressed himself
And after the malaise and the junkie, a new member joins the school club. He is the good guy, the nice one that everyone friendships. We also like kids tatoos on his arms.
Vote: 5-
Il tre – Diesel
Painter post job be like:
Vote: 4
Conclusion
Some we liked more than others, some we didn’t understand what they were dressed as, but that’s OK. Sanremo is also this and we like it!
Photo source: Vanity Fair